helloradness:

if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too

noirely:

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noirely:

egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

colorfulgradients:

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colorfulgradients:

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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deerstagram:

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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    ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
    ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
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   ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
 ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo